#im STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS

[bloopitynoot]

My partner and I overhearing on the train: "so if a woman's brain was in a man's body and she dates another man- is it gay?"

My partner immediately looking me in the eyes: "but if a man's brain is in a fish's body and his boyfriend doesn't speak..."

[wickedwanchii]

i remembered the fact that this was something I actually did and had to draw it bc it made me laugh so hard when I remembered in the morning LMAO

I cant tell you why, but I woke up from a dead sleep at like 3am and just bolted up right and knew I had to say the words "Madonna stuns in new selfie" before my ass passed back out

[explorersaremadeofhope]

Master and Commander, or, Jack Aubrey Learns About Microaggressions (In the Most High-Stakes Way Possible)

[twinstrangersp]

Our next VINCULA ID is for Audrey of @theheartpyre ! Another beloved member of the AD community, and an incredible author, as well! Thank you so much for your support (and the thoroughly incredible picture for the ID!)

[lesbiancharliedalton]

I REFUSE TO WATCH “YOUNG SHELDON” UNTIL “LICORICE PIZZA” IS AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING AS PART OF MY HBO MAX SUBSCRIPTION!!!

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

[exoscreamsoda]

who set up the internet in that decrepit little hovel so that lestat can be an ipad kid 😭

[daydreamey]

inquisitor lavellan: 🧍‍♀️is there....any chance that solas might listen to reason..?

everybody else:

[mechanicalhandz]

recently obsessed with The Terror please wish me a speedy recovery

based on this image which i've had on my hard drive for at least ten years and have long since lost the source:

[russellius]

[courtesanofdeath]

The secret to enjoying life is to hold onto the kid inside you.

happy birthday gintoki ~

[doctorwhommm]

I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties

absOLUTELY I CAN

they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair

[starbiology]

turns out this means Incredibly Different things depending on the area bcz describing someone as decadent where I am would ONLY have an incredibly unhinged horny meaning like you want to lick/taste their skin because they look so good.

But in other places it just means a rich asshole

so i read all of the old tgcf translation twice before the official one was announced and so finally just got to reading book 3 of the official one. And all of that is to lead up to this description of qi rong in it that i needed to share bcz DECADENT???LOL???

[shepscapades]